Top 10

Top 10 ways to spend your Tax Return

10. Buy enough paper plates to never have to wash plates ever again.

9. Buy a custom printed shirt that says "I 'heart' Obama" for you and 20 of your friends.

8. Make up for that crappy Valentine's Day gift you got.

7. AppleBee's, AppleBee's, AppleBee's, AppleBee's, AppleBee's, AppleBee's.

6. New shoes, new shoes, new shoes, new socks.

5. Go see Confessions of a Shopaholic in theaters at least 4 times.

4. Buy clothes that fit your after-Christmas body.

3. NASCAR Tickets??

2. Subscribe to ESPN the Magazine, just for the free stuf they give you.

and the Number 1 way to spend your tax return...

Go on a weekend cruise! unless you live in California where all you get is an I.O.U.